Single Filing
One complaint, plus a PDF and story-sized share image.
- — Complaint PDF
- — Story-sized share image
- — Parody watermark and disclaimer
$9File now
Digital filings for minor offenses
Established for petty mattersTake petty matters formally.
Commission a court-styled complaint for the least serious offense imaginable. Delivered digitally, ready for the record and the group chat.
Parody documents only. Every filing is visibly watermarked and has no legal force.
Office of minor proceedings
Filed digitally
A complete record for an incomplete offense.
Complaint. Summons. Verdict. Each document is conspicuously fictional, delivered privately, and ready for the group chat.
FICTIONAL AND SATIRICAL — NO LEGAL FORCE.
Standing promises
The record remains clear.
I.
Unmistakably parody. Visible watermarking and a plain disclaimer appear on every document.
II.
Entirely fictional authority. No real court names, official seals, case numbers, or judge names are used.
III.
Narrow jurisdiction. Public figures and filings involving crime, threats, sexual content, employers, or schools are refused.
IV.
Purchaser-only delivery. Documents are delivered only to the purchaser and are never sent to the defendant or any third party.
V.
Stationery standard. Courthouse stationery — cream paper, serif type, ruled margins, with an obviously fictional court name and jurisdiction. Never designed to pass as a real document.
Procedure
From grievance to delivery.
A straightforward process, maintained with unnecessary formality.
Step 01 / Pleading
State the offense.
Choose a filing and provide the names and petty facts. Suitable matters include chronic lateness, stolen fries, playlist negligence, and related breaches of friendship.
IN THE COURT OF MINOR GRIEVANCES
Complaint
A. Claimant
Plaintiff
v. The Missing Leftovers
Defendant
FICTIONAL AND SATIRICAL — NO LEGAL FORCE.
Step 02 / Review
Jurisdiction is checked.
The submission is screened against the content rules before preparation.
Step 03 / Delivery
Receive the file.
Documents are delivered only to the purchaser and are never sent to the defendant or any third party.
Schedule of fees
Select a proceeding.
One-time payment. Digital delivery. No subscription, filing surcharge, or actual jurisdiction.
Full Case File
Complete recordComplaint and summons, with a verdict revealed 24 hours later.
- — Complaint and summons
- — Verdict revealed 24 hours later
- — Share-ready image files
$19File now
Class Action
One defendant, up to eight named co-plaintiffs, and a verdict revealed 24 hours later.
- — One named defendant
- — Up to eight co-plaintiffs named in the caption
- — Verdict revealed 24 hours later
$29File now
The court is in session
Put the grievance on the record.
When a normal message would fail to convey the procedural seriousness of the matter.